Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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