Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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