I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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