I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize