you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just had sex on a roof
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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