Your face is a jimmy john
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
