Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
4 words: hood of his car
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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