I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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