i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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