They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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