Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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