why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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