It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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