please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Did I show you my penis last night?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Randomize
