curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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