so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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