Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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