OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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