He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I supernannyed him into submission
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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