that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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