there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
