laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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