On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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