There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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