Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Randomize
