do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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