Betty ford says i'm here all night
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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