chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
A+ Viking dick
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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