i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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