I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
that is very illegal...i love you.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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