I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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