just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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