Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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