I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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