8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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