Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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