Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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