i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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