Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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