shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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