**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Soap is not a condiment
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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