i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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