Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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