Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
jump out the window naked night went bad
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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