gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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