i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I wish life had little blips of pornography
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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