I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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