She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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