I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
