butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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