I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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