Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
