i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Never joke about your clitoris.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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