I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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